Doug Ferrari, Comedian -Blog http://www.dougferrari.com/columns.php en-us Viciously funny news commentary by veteran San Francisco comedian Doug Ferrari. CuteNews Copyright Doug Ferrari <![CDATA[Iraqapalooza]]> http://www.dougferrari.com/columns.php?subaction=showfull&id=1190317789&archive=&ucat=1 ]]> 1190317789 Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:49:49 -0700 <![CDATA[Bush Scandals: A Handy Clip & Save Guide - Part Three: Lying Us Into War]]> http://www.dougferrari.com/columns.php?subaction=showfull&id=1190317266&archive=&ucat=1

"The first rule of White House is, you don't talk about White House".
--Keith Olbermann

"What Happens In The White House, Stays In The White House".
--Doug Ferrari

    This will appear on a regular basis until I get all 30 in.  By then, there will probably be a few new ones.  Oh, well, a political comic's work is never done...

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<![CDATA[Bush Scandals: A Handy Clip & Save Guide-Part Two]]> http://www.dougferrari.com/columns.php?subaction=showfull&id=1190317121&archive=&ucat=1

With so many Bush Adminstration scandals happening every day, it can be hard to keep track.  So this is a handy Clip & Save Guide, which you can print out and make into flashcards.  We use this guide to play "Bush Scandal Bingo" when we watch the news.  When they mention one of your scandals, you have to do a shot.  We came up with 30 (!), and here's a few more.  (For "9/11", see "Part One")

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<![CDATA[Gonzalesgate: They're Reading Us Right Now!]]> http://www.dougferrari.com/columns.php?subaction=showfull&id=1188355584&archive=&ucat=1
Bush should have fired Gonzales long ago, because he was Bush's lawyer for 13 years, and he certainly never kept him out of trouble…]]>
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<![CDATA[Bush Scandals: A Handy Clip & Save Guide-Part One]]> http://www.dougferrari.com/columns.php?subaction=showfull&id=1188355086&archive=&ucat=1 1188355086 Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:38:06 -0700 <![CDATA[George W. Bush: A Comedian's Wet Dream, A Nation's Nightmare]]> http://www.dougferrari.com/columns.php?subaction=showfull&id=1188354308&archive=&ucat=1 1188354308 Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:25:08 -0700 <![CDATA[America Is Getting Crazier - Part Two]]> http://www.dougferrari.com/columns.php?subaction=showfull&id=1181371713&archive=&ucat=1 1181371713 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 23:48:33 -0700 <![CDATA[America is Getting Even Crazier]]> http://www.dougferrari.com/columns.php?subaction=showfull&id=1181368437&archive=&ucat=1 46 people got sick eating at Taco Bell. Hey, if you eat a taco inside a burrito inside an enchilada inside a chalupa, you fucking deserve to get sick.

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<![CDATA[New Classes at the Learning Annex]]> http://www.dougferrari.com/columns.php?subaction=showfull&id=1181367459&archive=&ucat=1 1181367459 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:37:39 -0700 <![CDATA[My Parents]]> http://www.dougferrari.com/columns.php?subaction=showfull&id=1181367279&archive=&ucat=1 1181367279 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:34:39 -0700