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Iraqapalooza
Posted on Sep 20 2007
Bush said he was "a uniter, not a divider".  That's the only thing he's ever said that wasn't a lie.  He's a uniter, all right--he's united the entire country against him because of Iraq. Only 5% of the country now believes Bush on the war, plus or minus four points. That poll statistic is an historic first.  But it just makes me want to know: who the hell are those five percent who still believe him? Dennis Miller, Christopher Hitchens, John McCain...um...is that five percent yet?
Bush Scandals: A Handy Clip & Save Guide - Part Three: Lying Us Into War
Posted on Sep 20 2007

"The first rule of White House is, you don't talk about White House".
--Keith Olbermann

"What Happens In The White House, Stays In The White House".
--Doug Ferrari

This will appear on a regular basis until I get all 30 in.  By then, there will probably be a few new ones.  Oh, well, a political comic's work is never done...

Bush Scandals: A Handy Clip & Save Guide-Part Two
Posted on Sep 20 2007

With so many Bush Adminstration scandals happening every day, it can be hard to keep track.  So this is a handy Clip & Save Guide, which you can print out and make into flashcards.  We use this guide to play "Bush Scandal Bingo" when we watch the news.  When they mention one of your scandals, you have to do a shot.  We came up with 30 (!), and here's a few more.  (For "9/11", see "Part One")

Gonzalesgate: They're Reading Us Right Now!
Posted on Aug 28 2007
So Alberto Gonzales finally resigned. He said he wanted to spend more time not recalling his family…

Bush should have fired Gonzales long ago, because he was Bush's lawyer for 13 years, and he certainly never kept him out of trouble…
Bush Scandals: A Handy Clip & Save Guide-Part One
Posted on Aug 28 2007
With so many Bush Administration scandals happening every day, it can be hard to keep track.  So this is a handy Clip & Save Guide, which you can print out and make into flashcards.
George W. Bush: A Comedian's Wet Dream, A Nation's Nightmare
Posted on Aug 28 2007
I don't agree we should impeach Cheney either.  We don't want Bush to be President!  He's just as funny where he is right now.
America Is Getting Crazier - Part Two
Posted on Jun 08 2007
Sylvester Stallone was arrested in Australia and now fined for bringing in Human Growth Hormone - 48 vials.  What's he trying to do, grow a new head?
America is Getting Even Crazier
Posted on Jun 08 2007

46 people got sick eating at Taco Bell. Hey, if you eat a taco inside a burrito inside an enchilada inside a chalupa, you fucking deserve to get sick.

New Classes at the Learning Annex
Posted on Jun 08 2007
Dino Testarossa was a member of the Gambino family. He is the author of Guys I Had To Whack. Dino will share his step-by-step program, including all the rituals of Mob induction that has helped thousands realize their own ideal lifestyle.
My Parents
Posted on Jun 08 2007
"From The Unpublished Book, "Eating, Drinking, Drugging, Quitting: A Jokebook?"
The Cartoon Laws
Posted on Jun 08 2007
11) Everyone has unlimited credit accounts at Acme Company.
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